Pork Life: An ode to Hameron

Confidence is a preference for the ministerial voyeur
Of what is known as
(Porklife)
And morning soup can be avoided
If you take a route straight through what is known as
(Porklife)

Dave's got brewers droop he gets intimidated
By the dirty piggies, they love a bit of him
(Porklife)
Who's that gut lord marching?
You should cut down on your parklife mate, get some exercise

All the people
So many people
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their porklife
Know what I mean?

I get up when I want except on Mondays
When I get rudely awakened by the tabloids
(Porklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea
And I think about screwing the poor
(Porklife)

I feed the bankers I sometimes feed the royals too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Porklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
There will always be a bit of my anatomy devoted to it

All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their porklife

Porklife
(Porklife)
Porklife
(Porklife)

It's got nothing to do with
Vorsprung durch Schwein you know
(Porklife)
And it's not about you pundits
Who go round and round and round
(Porklife)

All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their porklife

Next week: Pork and Beans by Weezer