Wednesday, 13 November 2019

Cows in Miraculous Hurricane Escape

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/13/cows-outer-banks-hurricane-dorian-swept-away

Quote of the piece:

"Cows are recognized as adept swimmers comfortable with covering a few hundred yards. But swimming miles of open water in a hurricane is outside their general range of expertise."

Can't wait until they make a moo-vie of this. 

Sunday, 27 October 2019

Bristol Praise and Lib Dems on Manoeuvers

Three months since my last post! I'm blaming exams again which hopefully went ok despite my ambitiously doing two at once and a monumental PMI cock up where we were given the wrong essay questions.

Without further ado here are some things that are noteworthy this week:

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/oct/27/marmo-bristol-it-just-makes-me-happy-restaurant-review

Jay Rayner writes a love letter to Bristol restaurants in his Sunday restaurant review for the Guardian. While I don't eat out much this is still a flattering write up for my native city. I've always admired Rayner's writing and this week is no exception.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/26/boris-johnson-no-brexit-until-january-block-christmas-general-election

While I haven't fully thought through the implications this does seem like a deal with the devil for Jo and Blackford. I can see why the Lib Dems would want to capitalise on positive headlines and perceived Labour weakness but I can't imagine there will be much popular enthusiasm for an election in December.

More importantly with Johnson's open contempt for the law and parliamentary procedure and cooperation with him is likely to back fire massively. Even the prospect of revoking the millstone of article 50 doesn't excuse such risk taking. 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/512900/Streets_of_Rogue/

So I got naughtily drunk at a work social on Thursday. Cue an end of week featuring locating lost rucksacks containing keys and mobiles, apology chocolates for waking up the house in the middle of the night and a hungover, adrenalin-fuelled Friday. While my system is mostly back to normal I did wake at 4am this morning as my sleep patterns are still messy.

After trying to get back to sleep and reading some of Chasm City, I booted up Streets of Rogue for a run through as the Cop. This game deserves all of the praise it has received although after over 70 hours I've seen much of what it has to offer.

I managed to do the Big Quest by making mass arrests to cover for a couple of accidental massacres (not really my fault - couple of crossfire conflicts with mobsters and a 'status effect' special event that turned me into a giant at an awkward moment).

Getting to the Mayor's Village I blew away the guardhouse with fireworks and a machine gun and then took out two cop bots who came investigating. I possibly needn't have bothered however since as a supercop the majority of the residents seemed to be aligned with me. All it took was a couple of grenades at the patrolling mayor and I had the victory.

Give it a try. It is tremendously more-ish even when you've played it to death.

Monday, 22 July 2019

Stupidest news story this year (and that's saying something)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/22/uk-to-seek-european-maritime-mission-to-counter-irans-piracy

Jeremy, I hate to point it out but this is so ironic it hurts.

You cannot talk radical nonsense about the need to leave Europe with a no deal at the first opportunity while simultaneously pushing for increased cooperation in anti-piracy. You will not get anywhere.

If you want to have a proper say in Europe, you have to be inside its decision making organisation (or at the very least remain on solid terms with it following Brexit rather than pandering to the right wing press).

Other comments about strengthening the Navy to prevent this happening again are similarly insane. If Boris gets in and lowers taxes to please the wealthy at the same time as we ditch our main trading partners we will have far, far more pressing economic concerns.

While my thoughts go out to all those involved (and to all the others mistreated or detained by Iran) this is a direct reaction to our seizure of an Iranian vessel in Gibraltar. Our special forces seized the ship in accordance with US policy in the context of the deliberate American torpedoing of a nuclear arms deal that we are still supposed to support. The fact that EU sanctions were also being broken hardly warranted our sticking out our noses in such a reckless way.

A moment of forethought could have predicted the consequences. Except, oh wait, all of our experienced diplomats are quitting or being forced out by the Brexiteers.

Government ending cock up before the government has even been formed.

Monday, 15 July 2019

Beggar thy Neighbour

https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2019/jul/15/china-growth-slow-trade-war-bank-of-england-50-note-business-live

I'm not even going to go into Trump's deliberate insulting of his female professional colleagues in the most public and racist way. The man showed long ago that he lacks any sense of human decency or empathy and this most recent crassness fits the bill.

Instead, how short term must Trump's thinking be if he counts a Chinese slowdown as some sort of victory. The global economy is, get this, interconnected and a problem for one large economy is likely to rapidly become a problem for other countries.

This is even more true of the Sino-American relationship. Economists have long feared such a slowdown could trigger a global recession. The Chinese own a large amount of US debt and despite recent diversification are a primary manufacturer for the consumer goods that Americans enjoy on a massive scale.

Trade wars only 'work' if you draw your margin for victory so widely that it includes risking total economic collapse and great suffering for petty nationalist goals.

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

Summer Activities

In a bid to stop this blog devolving into a series of angry posts about Trump, Boris and Brexit, here is a round up of what I'm reading, playing and watching at the moment. In no real order, here we go:

PC Gaming

I continued to have a good time with 'Sunless Skies' after my previous post about it. However, having made it to Eleutheria and escaped without dying (brilliant change of pace there as you have to explore the new area unaided by familiar ports), I died a stupid death on my return to the Reach. I've yet to pick it up again but will have to at some point to see what the Blue Kingdom has to offer.

I picked up 'Into the Breach' in the Summer Sale and, while it is good, I think my expectations were a little high after the good press that it has received. On normal difficulty I find it much, much easier than the brilliant FTL and beat it regularly after only a handful of attempts. Will push the difficulty up to hard soon but I'm tempted to unlock and try out all of the Mech squads on normal first unless I get too bored by the lack of challenge first.

Finally, I'm giving 'Massive Chalice' another shot. The uneven difficulty and slightly oblique mechanics have put me off before but so far so good. I'm quite keen on the goofy humour and after finding ItB too easy the potential for characters to die suddenly (and even unfairly) seems refreshing and challenging.

Board Gaming

Out of the blue, a work colleague invited me to play in an eight player 'Game of Thrones' game with dragon expansion.

On top of it being a complex game in itself, I haven't seen the program or read the books so lacked any cultural context for the game. Everybody else was a hard core fan and I raised some eyebrows by calling my faction the 'Tulips' rather than the 'Tyrells' throughout.

Ultimately I had a good time though. Surrounded by other inexperienced players I quietly expanded with minimal conflict as the Starks and Lanisters wiped out the faction between them to the North. The dragon player (my work colleague) eventually won with some air strikes and a couple of canny alliances but since few people had played with the expansion this can possibly be put down to people not knowing what to expect.

Hell of a long game though. We played for nearly 6.5 hours with one short break.

Otherwise, at work I continue to have a very good time with quick lunchtime games of 'Codename Pictures' and slightly less fun with 5-10 player games of Saboteur.

Television

Not much to report here. I'm finishing up the first series of Netflix's 'Seven Deadly Sins', which I'm having an inordinately good time with despite the near constant objectification of the female characters.

Books

My reading list is threatening to bury me again after a number of impulse buys on Amazon. At my parents I'm reading a collection of A.E. Housman's Poetry and Prose which feels very high brow even if gets a bit samey and is highly dated in tone. I've also started Philip Pullman's Shadow in the North which I may drop or continue with based on mood and opportunity.

At home, I'm finishing off Kim Stanley's Robinson's Blue Mars which seems a little pointless after the energy of Red Mars and the interesting political machinations of Green Mars. As the author explores the realisation of what seems like his personal utopia the preachiness and superficiality of certain characters becomes ever more apparent. I'm also reading through Winston Churchill's The Gathering Storm for something a bit more weighty. 

Finally, a work colleague has lent me three recent-ish National Geographics which are my current lunchtime reading when I'm not socialising or drinking. They are definitely growing on me and I like the reasonable length of the longer articles although, as I generally read British publications, the editorial style is very unfamiliar.

Johnson's bow to Trump

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/10/kim-darroch-resigns-as-uk-ambassador-to-us-after-leaked-trump-comment

Good to see that Boris Johnson is showing his signature spinelessness before he even becomes prime minister.

The heir apparent of the Conservatives has been loudly trumpeting a US trade deal as a solution for the self-inflicted economic catastrophe that his Brexit policy will cause. How we can trust him to negotiate with the US when he lacks the self esteem to even back experienced British diplomats in a meaningless spat with Trump.

Bet you anything that, if he gets in, he'll be willing to show the same callous attitude towards the rest of the British population in any future trade negotiations. Get ready to say goodbye to competitive NHS bargaining with private company suppliers and hello to chlorinated battery chicken imports. 

It would be unfair to blame this entirely on Boris though. The 2017 resignation of Sir Ivan Rogers illustrated that this whole Tory administration is incapable of working with its own experts as it is tugged by its lunatic fringe towards a no deal Brexit.

Friday, 26 April 2019

Trump vs the World

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/26/trump-nra-united-nations-arms-treaty-gun-control

Good on you, Trump. God forbid that the American public might be denied the right to purchase combat aircraft by an international arms treaty. I didn't think you could top your neutering of a UN measure aiming to protect women raped during conflict but you always deliver.

Saturday, 2 February 2019

Sunless Skies

.... and another three months without a post. Blame the excitement of Christmas, snow and new work exams.

However, I just wanted to point out that Sunless Skies is exactly how a sequel should be made and everybody should buy it right now to support the makers.

I'd seen it in early access and worried that it would double down on what eventually put me off Sunless Seas. Namely the grind of repeating the opening stories, of realising that eventually progress to endgame content would require more hours than I was willing to invest and the fatigue from sailing and combat that while not terrible did not live up to the storytelling.

Instead, Failbetter seem to have focused heavily on quality of life improvements. Trading is much improved with focused trade missions and limited time bargains. Rarely will a newly discovered port turn out to be initially inaccessible, there is always something to explore and a starter quest to take on. And of course the quality of writing remains among the best in the video gaming landscape.

It is early days. I'm not even out of the first of the four areas yet. Further, I'm aware that I felt the same way initially about Sunless Seas and it took some hours for its problems to become apparent.

This being said, I'm currently enjoying it greatly and appreciate the attention to feedback that has been shown by the developers!